You guys will not believe what just came onto my newsfeed! It appears that Dailey Phan is going to be suing the Belmont Police Department for negligence in handling the case of her missing baby brother, Zion Phan. After the fires that struck Belmont in the year 2010, it was believed that her entire family had perished in the tragedy, including her little brother. But when the body of her brother wasn’t found amongst the others, Dailey was convinced that the kid was missing, instead of cooked meat like the rest. So she began to continuously pester the shit out of the PD to find Zion, and when that failed to do any good, Geoff decided to take matters into his own hands and do a little bit of investigative work on the situation.

It seems that when Chief Whitlock filed the report on Zion, child services came in and took the kid to put him into the system. But with the fire some of his paperwork got ruined, so he was misfiled under a different name and they transferred him to a foster home in Texas, where he is currently living to this day. Guess its good news for Dailey since Geoff managed to find her brother, who had been missing for nearly three years. But as for the police department, Geoff Clauson, and Chief Whitlock? Well, it doesn’t seem like life is going to get any easier.

Dailey seems pretty determined to take this negligence shit to court, and because of it, Chief Whitlock’s career is now in some pretty hot water. Since he was the one to file the report, and had failed to perform a proper job on Zion’s case, the police department is talking about firing him from his position. As for Officer Geoff Clauson, well, you can only imagine how his time at the PD is going to be after all of this shit goes down. He seems to have it pretty rough with being on the outs as it is, since that whole incident with people thinking that he was a serial killer. But now that his own damn woman has decided to sue the PD (THE VERY PLACE THAT HE WORKS AT EVERY FUCKING DAY) I can just see his fellow officers being none to pleased about that, and giving him one hell of a hard time about it. Especially since so many of the officers like the Chief and he now risks losing his job for good.

Way to go, Dailey. You really fucked up some shit this time. I wouldn’t be surprised if Geoff drops your ass and breaks off the wedding date you two have recently set. Hell, you might’ve even ruined his career as an officer to. The PD will probably drive him out along with the Chief after what you did. Bravo!

Bow down bitches and educate yourselves! We have a new breed of royalty among us! Allow me to introduce the one and only Charles Montgomery of Montgomery Enterprises. Yes, I am seriously referring to THAT Charles Montgomery with the incredibly sexy British accent, rolling in millions upon millions of dollars because HE, a standalone twenty-seven year old, FOUNDED an enterprise all by himself.

It appears he’s going to be settling in, making Belmont his home for a little while. Just on the edge of town he has his research facility that may very well hold the cure for cancer, HIV, and other major illnesses we’re dealing with. Also, he’s recently been making quite the headlines purchasing other pieces of property. One of which would be a large estate on the beach that he’s calling his home. Trust me when I say this guy is a pretty big deal. And I have no doubt he will be leaving quite the mark on this town.

Our Bitch of Belmont was able to walk away from the V-Day Auction as a very proud Attention Whore. She ranked $8,345 dollars worth of bids. That’s over eight thousand dollars higher than any other participant, period! For reasons that still remain completely unknown and honestly confusing to me. It seems a much older gentleman by the name of Andrew Alcala was very determined to win her for that night. And for so much money to be spent I would have expected a much more exciting date but it seems we just have another town pervert, or creepy loner that had to pay that much to have dinner with some young attractive girl.

Honestly, he probably could have gotten her for free. Isn’t he aware Brant is very single? Which means very desperate these days for any form of male attention to the point he probably wouldn’t have to say a thing, just signal and she would come to him and drop panties instantly.

First it was a News Years wedding. Now a renewal of vows for Gabby and Casey Stabler-Reddick happened on Valentine ’s Day. What can we expect next? Well according to certain sources the entire ‘wedding redo’ was an act of desperation to finally make peace between the Stabler and Reddick families after there was so much shock and disapproval shown during the spur of the moment wedding by the lesbian couple. Not only that, it seems Gabby and Gaven were not on speaking terms since he found out his baby sister and wife were looking to adopt! As it stands, our neighborhood big brother finds it okay to talk about future fatherhood for himself and go around playing uncle, or stand in dad to more than a couple new single mothers around here. But as soon as his baby sister starts talking dreams of motherhood and parenting with her wife, there’s a problem!

So how do you keep a family together and end all fighting? Agree to give the bitter half of the family what they want – which was to witness and participate in a proper wedding ceremony held on the beach. And take advantage of such a happy, loving time to get their approval and support to adopt a child! Mission accomplished, and all is right in the world again!

Double the trouble? Or double the sexy?

I say both! No you are not going crazy and yes, you have seen double. The town V-Day Auction confirmed we have another set of dangerously sexy twins taking residency among us! Several female heads were turning at the sight of hot bad boy Ezra Bernthal driving his motorcycle around town to work his jobs as our town mechanic or busboy at the local diner. The most that we’ve known about him was that it seemed he dropped in out of nowhere, keeps to himself, and likes to hang out with the oh so hard working, newly divorced Kendall D’Amati.

But it seems like not long after he was getting settled, his twin brother shows up. Clearly this pair of brothers isn’t from around here because they thought I wouldn’t be able to find out about them. Or maybe they were just trying to play us for crazy – that’s something that definitely tends to go around. For some reason badass twin bro goes by a different last name; Julian Donovan. I would tread carefully ladies, and gentlemen. Our Julian boy definitely appears to be the evil twin. And according to my sources at the local bar and clubs, he’s not a wannabe gangster, he’s the real deal. All I know is, it will be interesting to see what type of trouble he thinks he can cause around here and not get caught, seeing that he doesn’t exactly have an appearance that would blend in easily with us locals.

I tried to tell Grace over and over and OVER AGAIN that Jarvis was two timin’ her with Travis Flores. I threw all of the warning signs out onto my blog for her to read and did she ever get her head out of the clouds and take a hint? NO. This may be a gossip blog, honey, but some of the fire that I spread is true and the flame between Jarvis and Travis wasn’t bullshit. But I guess you pretty much know that now since Jarvis oh-so-politely dumped your ass after classes on Friday. However, I’m not sure if you were aware of the fact that Travis was waiting for Jarvis at his apartment, right after he threw you out with the garbage, to help him get over any hurt/guilty feelings he may be having about you. Though I highly doubt he was feeling much pain over the break-up since he wasn’t even attached to you to begin with. I’m sure he got over you in a matter of seconds and now he’s finally hooking up with the girl who just wouldn’t leave him the fuck alone.

Guess Travis and Jarvis finally got what they wanted, while you came out looking like a blind dumbass. So hopefully this means you’ll start going back to your wild ways, since I’m sure you’ll want to keep your mind off of the mistakes you’ve made and the broken heart that you have.

Have I detected the signs of a marriage proposal in Belmont? We all know that Deaf Boy Samson and Wild Girl Kenzie have been more than just friends. They’re always flirting with each other on Facebook and I seriously think that they’re fucking each other with the whole “no strings attached” bit. But it seems like Samson might be taking things a little more seriously than Kenzie, because on Valentine’s Day they went to a jazz club and then headed straight for an expensive suite at the Arc Isle Inn. To me it looked like a scene that would come straight out of a romantic movie, where the guy showers the girl with a beautiful evening and then gets down on one knee at the end. And if that’s the case for Samson and Kenzie then, well, I have no doubt that she denied his little proposal because she just isn’t the type of girl to get serious about any sort of a relationship.

So I always thought that Chris Redden never really dated anyone and always had a pretty uninteresting life. I mean, yeah he did date that one girl named Zoe for a while. But then when she went and offed herself (at least I think she did) Chris seemed to call it quits on the dating scene and became extremely wrapped up in playing basketball. Has anyone ever seen any of his Facebook statuses? They’re always nothing but about basketball and playing against different teams and all of that other boring b-ball nonsense. So since he won’t put any of his personal life up on the web for people to see, I guess I’m just going to have to take matters into my own hands.

Apparently that girl named Maxine isn’t just one of Chris’ “good friends”. They always act like they’re friends, but that’s not what I’ve been seeing on the internet. It seems that Chris and Max shared a juicy kiss on New Years Eve, when they thought no one was looking, and it quickly went viral on the NBA websites and Twitter feeds. So just when I thought that Chris had no fun in his life, the newly crowned Laker has not only become popular in the city of angels, but in my neck of the woods as well. Guess I’m going to have to start keeping a closer eye on him and Max and see where their relationship takes off to.

So it looks like the newly divorced Kendall D’Amati (or is it Wallace now?) is having no problem stripping down to her skivvies with our new town hunk, Ezra Bernthal. They were seen riding out to Echo Ridge on Ezra’s motorcycle, then taking off their clothes to go for a fun dip in the ocean. But if Ezra is developing an interest in this girl then he better be prepared for all of the baggage that comes with her. With an ex-husband who was in-and-out of jail, and their son who is still in a coma in the hospital, being with Kendall is just asking for a shitload of trouble. But who knows, maybe Kendall should watch out to because not a whole lot is known about this guy she seems to be ogling. He’s still an unknown pop-up in Belmont and I keep feeling like he has a lot of dark secrets that he’s not letting anyone in on. Though in a gossip town like this, that’s sure not going to last for very long. Especially when I’m the queen of digging up dirt on anyone and everyone that comes through here, whether it be permanent or temporary. 

So yeah, it’s no secret that crazy cop-again Geoff is chasing after “his woman” because that doesn’t sound obsessive abusive at all. And it’s no secret the girl ran from this town in absolute terror. But did she come back and they’re trying to keep quiet about it? Because they aren’t doing a good job about it on Facebook. Not anymore, that is. I recently saw that their relationship status is now set to “married” yet they’re not really married at all. They’re telling everyone that they’re “spiritually married”. What the fuck is that even suppose to mean? It almost sounds like Dailey really doesn’t want to make the commitment, ‘cause while I saw that Geoff wasn’t going to let anyone in on that fact that they’re not legally together, Dailey was quick to put up a Facebook message telling everyone the truth. That they have this weird spiritual marriage shit going on. Sounds like to me that Geoff needs to give up on this bullshit and move on to a relationship with a girl that is more real.

THE LOVE THAT NEVER DIES! A wedding that could take any other wedding of 2012 by storm! A not so private wedding took place at the Buena Vista Apartment Complex, and you wouldn’t believe who it was! TANYA PEARSON AND TRISTAN VALINTINE! I heard it was a “surprise” that Tristan didn’t even see coming. Him and Geoff Clauson were seen entering into a dark candle-lit apartment and after exchanging the “I Dos” who all is filing out of the apartment? Tristan Valintine’s ENTIRE family! And I am talking the notorious Titus Valintine as well. And, well, what little family Tanya has left. I just wish I had photos because it was an unbelievable sight I’m sure!

Although, I’m sure that Tristan’s mother wasn’t all too happy about Tristan’s wedlock to the crazy Marta Vincelli/Tanya Pearson. I heard that she was trying to urge Tristan and Travis to get the hook-up. But really Travis isn’t any better for him since she has her head stuck to far up Jarvis Turner’s ass to even consider being with anyone else. So sorry, Mama Valitine. Looks like your stuck with the psycho daughter-in-law.

So it appears that since Mackenzie Barret can’t get the hookup with Cale Gibson anymore (because he got engaged to the more boring Barret sister) she has decided to move on to another man in town who goes by the name of Samson Kurgis. They were spotted at the Coffee Side Café chattin’ it up, and also have been seen sharing photos together over Facebook. Mackenzie has also been getting a little flirty with Samson, but that’s nothing new since she pretty much flirts with everyone. So I’m not really sure what’s going on between these two. Fuck buddies, maybe? Boyfriend and girlfriend? Who the hell knows! But I’m going to say that she’s just showing him some pity since he can’t hear worth a damn. The guy’s totally deaf, but man is he easy on the eyes.