December 2011
9 posts
A DIFFERENT NAME BY THE SAME FACE
Okay so is anyone else buying this?? Marta Vincelli suffering a near death experience after giving birth to a child whose daddy still remains a complete and agonizing mystery! And after some surgical tinkering in the brain area she comes out of it recovered yes, but a completely different person – going by the name Tanya Pearson??? This may be the biggest W.T.F. moment of the year. There has...
BITCH PLAYED OUT?
Brant be nympho, brant be slick watch her as she plays with those disco sticks!
SERIOUSLY- what happen to this girl? She just hasn’t been quite right since graduation. In fact it appears the entire Bitch Squad had their chance at greatness but has been in a complete downward crumble. Queen bitch Blaze Phillips is actually beginning to look her age, if not older with the deepening wrinkles under...
BACK ON THE MARKET!
When our famous bar owner Gabriella Reddick isn’t complaining about some illness or irritation it seems she’s taken to scoping out the field again. Her last lesbian relationship to that beach bum Casey seemed to end on a sour note. Gabs seemed so desperate for a rebound she all but took to nailing up signs around town seeking ‘company’ to fill all those empty bedrooms she has. Returnee...
ITS A MAD HOUSE - ON FIRE!
The Benson/Costello Clan make headline news again!! This is the type of story you have to just love – try as they might to downplay the entire thing the late night explosive event that nearly engulfed the entire Benson Estate in flames, continues to be one of the leading stories in headline news. Theres no need for me to play new anchor and replay all the details that we all know at this point,...
CHERRY + BOMB = BOOM!
It seems our Grace Ortiz was all tears at the doorstep of ladies man Jarvis Turner after a particular frat party. After downing several bottles that filled the liquor cabinet it appears she and one of our hotthrobs was seen disappearing upstairs – only to return stumbling downstairs awhile later frazzled beyond belief and speeding out of the parking lot headed towards home. According to the...
THE SECRET GARDEN
INCREDIBLY HOT STUD ALEART! Who is he, where did he came from, and whats his real names; are just a few of the questions that have continued to go unanswered around town. But for me, all fall short to the one, most important question of all: HOW LONG IS HE STAYING! Because let me tell you folks – I WANT a piece of that hot ass. I don’t care if it’s dangerous or has the sick power to kill - I...
November 2011
8 posts
CHUNKY MONKEY MERCER
Looks like Reese Mercer has finally been bitten with the baby virus. This is almost yawn worthy but maybe it will serve as a shocker to those of you that actually believed her all those other times she attempted to deny there being anything going on or between her and none other than Baby Daddy Parker. Her one and only history teacher and FINALLY proclaimed boyfriend. Bit of advice Reese...
DAWN OF THE DEAD
So heres the scoop. Stuff all those anti-zeke hawthorne feelings back on the reserve shelf and stop with the hate mail. That face you have been seeing periodically roaming around town is indeed Dane Channing. It was confirmed over the surprised birthday party for Mia that was BEYOND boring and free of good juicy drama. It appears however that our Dane Channing is Mr. Forgetful because the car...
HALLOWEEN BRINGS…WEDDING BELLS??
It looks like this Halloween everyone is going to be dressed up pretty formal while trick or treating! It shouldn’t be too hard to mark the date on your calendar folks. I cant tell you which one was crazy enough to decide it, but it will be on Halloween DAY that ex-rapist Ryker Mason will finally be marrying dimwitted Scout Whitlock. Word around town has already begun and boy is it sounding...
HOMECOMING CROWNED BATTLE
What type of person would I be if I didn’t send my Congratulated Smooches to our Homecoming Crowned Winners. =) It was an extremely close running this year. Of course our closet porn star Dailey Phan was able to surpass up her girls that could nearly be considered drama free in comparison. But she has reason to be far from happy. Because this year sympathy votes didn’t help her boyfriend...
FALLING INTO THE NEW SEASON
Goodbye hot, sunny, Summer days. Hello chilly, cloudy, cozy Autumn. It’s time to turn back the clocks, pull out the books and attempt to work the latest fall fashions as good as I. ;-) For you all it may seem like dreaded days ahead. Summer was a blast, full of secrets and drama of the highest magnitude! Or so you thought. I see some major changes upon us, and im not talking the weather and...
