Ok. So what is it with Jarvis Turner and Travis Flores? Last time I checked his Facebook relationship status, he was still in cahoots with Grace Ortiz. Yet someone just messaged me that he and Travis were seen cuddling together on the beach with their dogs, and that they also went away together for Christmas. Um…HELLO! Is Grace really that dumb? Does she seriously trust Jarvis to hangout with this chick, even when we ALL know that they’ve slept together and Travis has this creepy obsession with him? I mean, c’mon, Grace! It’s time to pull your head out of your Miss Goody Two Shoe ass and see what’s really cookin’ in your boy’s goddamn kitchen, which is a future love affair between him and that frumpy frowny Flores.

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya, honey. This guy is just bound to cheat on you. It’s only a matter of time before you get yourself yanked out of that world of unicorns and rainbows and get your little heart crushed. And when that happens, I’ll be more than excited to see you fall back into your wild ways of living, especially now that your dad has managed to grab that empty chair in the senate. All eyes will be on you and it’ll be a blast to watch you embarrass your old man.

It appears that I have another new relationship on my gossip status. Grayson Costello and Giovanna Aguirre were seen holding hands at the ice skating rink. Then, to start off the New Year, these two were spotted locking lips at Reddick’s bar. Guess Mr. Costello isn’t such a stiff after all if he’s getting down and smitten with this bright redhead. Lets all hope that she can loosen him up even more and that I’ll be getting news on them having sex the next time I’m posting gossip up on my blog.

So it’s that time of year again to piss off bitchy Brant with the fact that her boy toy, Bryce Warner, and the town screw up, Edison Lane, have decided to make their relationship Facebook official. All I have to say to this is that it’s about damn time! We all know that they had a thing for each other, but it just took them FOREVER to admit to it because Brant kept shitting on their parade with her childish jealousy act. But it doesn’t seem like that bitch didn’t ruin their love in the making to bad, because not only have they become boyfriend and girlfriend, but they also went away together for Christmas.

Sucks to be you, doesn’t it, Brant? We all know who is more important in Bryce’s life now and that’s your nemesis, Edison Lane.

Ok, wow. So everyone knows about bitch leader, Blaze Phillips, and stick up his ass, Preston Wells, getting the hookup, right? Well, not only are they starting to form a relationship, but it also seems like they’re on their way to being practically married. Yeah, you heard me. Someone just gave me the news about them being spotted at Simply Sarah’s Bakery, and Preston’s little rugrat of a child calling her “mama”. I don’t know about you, but that’s pretty fucking scary. Blaze? Being a mother? She don’t even like kids! I bet Preston is going to be back on the market REAL soon after this, because we all know that Blaze ain’t going to put up with that mama shit.

So word on the street is that Cale Gibson finally popped the question to his boring old girlfriend, Bailey Barret. I wonder how the other Barret sister is feeling about this, since she and Cale were getting pretty cozy with each other while hanging out at the mall. I bet there is a little bit of jealousy brewing there because Mackenzie can never seem to get lucky with her relationships when it comes to the guys, or the girls. Yet for some reason Bailey seems to be able to score with snagging herself a fiancé, even though her personality is at a complete zero. I mean, why pick her? She has no sense of fun, whatsoever, and I bet that makes her ten times more of a yawn when it comes to doing the dirty. I think Cale is making one big mistake with this one. He should’ve gone for the other Barret sister instead. At least the sex would be more interesting.

What’s this I see? Mackenzie trying to make a steal of sister Bailey’s boyfriend? It appears that these two were seen together at the mall and were being rather close to one another, which doesn’t surprise me since poor Mackenzie hasn’t had much luck with relationships lately. First, her and Scarlett break up, then James decides to leave her, and now the little fling she was having with Chris Redden has seemed to die out. So now she is making a go at Cale, and Cale is probably wanting a piece of her because Bailey is no doubt boring as hell in bed and in life.

Oh, our dear annoying bitchy Brant. I am getting so sick and tired of your fucking drama. First you are playing “cry wolf” with that whole serial killer ordeal, where you supposedly witnessed half of his identity but can’t recall it to save your damn soul. Then you start to act all depressed and shit when your man decides to kick your fat ass to the curb and leave town. And now you are starting to convert back to your wild and attention hungry ways after your mom decides to abandon you AGAIN. Here’s a tip honey. Stop being such an attention whore and get over yourself. Nobody cares about you anymore. It’s why everyone always decides to leave you in the end. Period.

I think we just might be getting a new couple in town. Who is this potential couple, you ask? Well, it is our sweet Amy Harper and our long-haired Asa Benson. Pretty weird, huh? Yeah, I thought the exact same thing about these two playing the hook-up. But so far people have noticed them getting rather friendly with one another on Facebook, and then another source says that they saw the two riding bikes together around town. So it looks like we may just be having ourselves a new couple in the works, or maybe not. I guess it all depends on whether or not Asa is just playing nice to get into Amy’s pants, or if he is truly serious about getting involved for the long run.

Has anyone heard about Gabby and Casey considering adoption? Word around town is that they are looking to get themselves a baby in the crib, but have they even thought about how young they are to be having a kid? I mean, they’re both only twenty-two fucking years old! Most people their age are going to college and living it up while they still can, before deciding to become a couple of old pusses and settle down to have a runt. Have they even thought the responsibility over? The fact that it takes a lot of fucking money to take care of one of those things? They’ll also be losing a lot of sleep and one of them is going to have to be the stay-at-home mom, while the other one goes out and wins the bread. So I think that before these two decide to become parents, they need to think through their shit a little bit more.

So it appears that our good ol’ Tristan Valintine has successfully made it through the hardcore training at the police academy, which means that he’s officially an officer of the law. Has anyone seen him in his uniform yet? I know that I have and boy is he looking as hot as hell! Who knew that one man could make a police uniform look so good? And for those of you who are still wondering about his relationship status, he is still one very young and eligible bachelor in town. So make sure you ladies, and even guys, try to hook up with this man ‘cause now he owns a pair of handcuffs and that means a lot of kinky sex is in store!

So does anyone know why Ryker and Scout suddenly skipped town? Me neither. First they were all settled in with their little family and shit, and then they both just suddenly disappeared. My guess is that Ryker decided to force another girl to fuck him again and Scout found out about it, which had her suggesting that they leave town and fast! Because the law system might’ve gone easy on him with the first rape, with just a slap on the wrist and a small vacation at the nearest nuthouse to get his scrambled egg brains sorted out. But if they found out that he decided to do another rape in town? Well, that would probably throw his ass into jail for good and have the police kicking themselves for not doing it sooner.

Now here is one available bachelor that I’d suggest you single ladies, or not so single ladies, to try and snatch up! Preston Wells suddenly appeared in Belmont a few months ago, and when I saw him I about had the vapors. Dear lord, this is one fine ass man and I can’t even begin to imagine what he must look like naked. But with all of my fantasizing aside, I’ve heard both good things and bad things about Mr. Preston Wells. The good things are his devilishly handsome looks, which is obvious, and the fact that he’s currently working as a paralegal at the Phillips Law Firm here in town. But the bad thing is that he has a damn kid. A one year old son, to be exact. Which is really unappealing to me since I can’t stand the things. But with how hot he is, and the assurance that the sex is fucking killer, I would sweep up this man in a New York minute.