So. I have noticed that a lot of break-ups have been happening lately here in Belmont, and one of them on my list to talk about is the relationship of Brant Rossi and Cameron Avery. Yet the only thing different with this split is that Brant and Cameron didn’t agree to break-up, but were forced to break-up.
Yeah, it appears that Cameron’s father didn’t take to kindly to Brant not only being slutty trailer trash, but also because she has recently become a part of the Doll Collector case, due to her supposedly witnessing the serial killer’s true identity. If you ask me, I think that Brant being an eye-witness is a big load of bullshit. Another desperate cry for attention, since we all know that that low life whore likes to be the center of it.
So I sure as hell can see why Cameron’s father wanted for his son to break-up with her and move on to the finer things in life, by forcing Cameron to pack his bags and say sayonara to bitchy Brant and the podunk town of Belmont!
Let’s hope that beautiful creation of a man discovers a better looking girl with more of a class act.
Next on my list of recent break-ups is the one between psychopathic Geoff Clauson and the not-so-pregnant Dailey Phan. Yeah, yeah, I already know what their Facebook relationship status has said for the past several months: that they are both already single and have been since it came out that Geoff wasn’t the high school student named Nathan James MacCoy. But I’ve been keeping my eye on these two, along with a few other people, and it’s obvious to me that they aren’t keeping their distance from one another and are most likely still fucking each other. The word around town is that for a few weeks Dailey was staying over at Geoff’s house, and then with the recent murder that happened between Dailey and her ex-landlord, Geoff was bunking it out over at her apartment in Buena Vista. But Dailey must not have been enjoying the sex to much because she suddenly decided to skip town, yet again.
So it looks like we have another available bachelor on our hands. But although he is pretty easy on the eyes, and has an Australian accent that is just to die for, I don’t know if I’d suggest you ladies trying to play hook up with him. Because not only is he to damn attached to his little ex-fiancée, but there’s still some suspicion floating around that he might be the homicidal maniac known as the Doll Collector. Though I guess if murder and torture is your thing, then give it a shot!
Did anyone hear about the killing that went down in Costa Verde not to long ago? If so, did anyone hear that our “sweet and innocent” Dailey Phan was the killer?
You guys are probably thinking that this is some kind of joke, but it’s not! Police are saying that Dailey shot and killed her old landlord in the house that he used to rent out to her and that ex psychotic fiancé of hers. But what makes this killing all the more interesting is that the man she took a bullet to, was also the man she accused of invading her privacy by secretly video taping her having sex with Geoff Clauson. She’s saying that the killing was done out of self-defense, but my guess is that her and this guy met up for a little rendezvous, and when he wouldn’t give her what she wanted, she decided to shoot him to hell.
Or, here’s another theory to try on, maybe her and Geoff decided to plot a little secret revenge against the guy who did them both wrong, and Geoff sent her out to do the dirty work of murder. Because as soon as the police took her in, she wouldn’t speak to anyone but Geoff. And actually, when you think about them plotting a murder together like that, it’s all kind of hot in a really twisted sort of way.
Dear God, is there even a moment when this guy isn’t getting himself laid up in the hospital? First it was a car accident with that attention whore named Mia. Then it was a heart transplant because his old ticker was going kupoot. Then it was him getting shot by the jealous and whacked out husband of Rochelle Mason. Then it was someone breaking into him and his ex-fiancée’s home and attacking them both. And now the reason for him becoming a Mercy Hospital patient for the umpteenth time is because he got into a really nasty drunken brawl with three other guys. But what I find to be really strange is that the bars in town never saw Geoff, nor did they have any huge fights go down on the night that he was hospitalized. Plus, some people have said that one of his injuries included a giant hole in his shoulder. So did he get shot again, or stabbed this time? Or is his story even really true?
I can’t help but keep getting bad vibes from this guy. He seems to be getting more and more suspicious as the days go by.
All good things must come to an end. Though whether or not the relationship between Marta aka Tanya (or should that be the other way around?) and Tristan could be considered a good thing, I’ll never know. I will say that the relationship between these two did start off really good, with all of the sex, psychotic bitch, and love triangle drama. First she was Marta, the bitchy whore who took Belmont by storm with her crazy life of sex and alcohol. Then Tristan came onto the scene, which made stalking her all the more enjoyable for me and my minions. Soon after that, we had the very hot lawyer named Spencer Losenko entering into their lives, which caused Marta to ditch Tristan and stir up one hell of a testosterone war between the two boys. Then there was the news of Marta getting hitched to Spencer and her becoming pregnant with a baby, whom we didn’t know if Tristan, Spencer, or Gabriel was the daddy to!
Things started to heat up even more when that baby nearly killed Marta in the hospital, and then later on when the dead sister of Spencer was discovered dug up from the backyard of the house who used to belong to Marta and her crazy ass family, along with Tristan Valintine’s. But everything juicy and intense started to go way down hill when Marta turned into the boring and conservative Tanya Pearson. The excitement factor was slowly and painfully being drained from what used to be a good source of gossip, due to the fact that Tanya filed for a divorce from Spencer and decided to settle down for a sweet and simple little life with Tristan and a baby whom we still don’t know the daddy of.
And I must not be the only one who became very disappointed with Tanya, because not to long ago Tristan was calling it Splitsville with the loony tune and kicking her and that baby out of his life, for what seems to be for good! Now Tanya and her spawn have gone off to God only knows where, leaving Tristan one available bachelor in the town of Belmont. So if you wanna get a slice of this tall, dark, and handsome masculine pie, start lining up fast before it’s too late! Oh, and that invitation goes out for both the boys and girls because this guy swings both ways.
I think I smell a new relationship blossoming in the town of Belmont, though I haven’t quite decided if this pairing smells like a rose. It appears that our sweet Sarah Kinnian, who owns the bakery in town called Simply Sarah’s, has decided to get a little warm and cozy with a man named Brennan Wood who has a body doused in tattoos. Word around town is that this girl recently moved in with Brennan, and I’ve even heard that these two might’ve had a history together before they decided to pop up into my town. Whatever that history is, I would like for someone to do a little diggin’ for me. So keep your ears close to the ground!
You all know who Ryan Patrick Sullivan is, right? If you don’t, he’s the town’s certified nut doctor, and he also seems to be a little creepy himself. He doesn’t get out a whole lot, other than to do his work talking to Belmont’s numerous crackpots, and he also appears to be just as detached from the world as his maniacs. The only person I’ve ever seen him conversing with outside of the office, who isn’t off of her rocker, is Loretta Stone.
If that doesn’t scream child predator, then I don’t know what does. But it seems like Loretta’s overly strict mother might have caught on to Dr. Sullivan’s possibly predatory ways. Someone told me that they seen her coming into Dr. Sullivan’s place of employment rather miffed. They then had a private conversation behind closed doors, where it has been rumored that their conversation was a rather heated one, because when Ms. Stone came out of his office she didn’t appear to be a bubbly ray of sunshine like her daughter.
I don’t know what went down, but it must have been something good and juicy to get Loretta’s mom so worked up. I’m guessing that she either told Dr. Sullivan to stop stalking her daughter, or has told him to put an end to one of those weird older man/teenage love affairs that have been flying around lately in other states. Whatever the reason is, I am more than eager to hear the details. So if anyone manages to scrounge up some more dirt on this drama, be sure to let me know!
So Belmont has brought another new face into town. He appeared a few months ago, and after a little help from my fellow gossipers, I have come to find out that his name is Ezra Bernthal. He came riding into town on one sad looking motorcycle, and made a pit stop at the Hayes’ Diner, where he was seen chatting it up with Belmont native, Kendall D’Amati. If no one knows who Kendall is, let me give you a quick rundown. She’s that rich girl who got hitched to dirt poor scum. Her and their son then got into a car accident, which turned the runt into a vegetable running on hospital machines. Her husband then went loco and got his ass thrown into jail, and that now leaves Kendall the struggling mother to make ends meet by working a variety of jobs.
That’s her story in a nutshell, and I’m happy to let Ezra know about it for any future plans that he may have with Miss D’Amati. He and Kendall seemed to be getting awfully cozy at the diner, and I even heard that there was a number exchange. So obviously there’s some chemistry going on between these two, and Ezra better beware because she’s one chick who has a lot of annoying baggage. Though who knows what kind of baggage Ezra might be holding, if any at all. He’s one guy who’s been playing it pretty quiet since his arrival. And we all know how the old saying goes, don’t we people?
It’s the quiet ones that you have to watch out for.
In other news, I’m sure that we all know by now that Alexis Costello has gotten knocked up by her boyfriend Ken.
Can anyone say why the fuck did this happen?
Alexis being pregnant just seems like a really off-the-wall event to occur. She’s definitely not even fit to be a mother and I’m going to feel real sorry for this kid when it’s born, because Alexis is one whacked out bitch. My guess is that she is either going to give birth to this runt and eat it for breakfast, or she’s going to teach it the ways of the psychos. Which is the last thing that this town needs since we’ve already got a handful of psychotics running around: Mart/Tanya, Nathan/Geoff, James, and the Doll Collector, just to name a few. But I’m not going to complain all that much, because the lunatics do tend to bring in some of the best news. I’m ready to see if Alexis’ spawn of Satan will turn out to be a cannibal or a serial killer when it grows up. And I’m also interested to hear what name she’s thinking about picking out for him or her.
Here’s a couple of suggestions if she’s feeling a little stuck. If it’s a boy, name him Jeffrey Dahmer. And if it’s a girl, name her Aileen Wuornos.
So anytime a new person comes waltzing into my territory, I never fail to take notice, especially in a small town like this. A Miss Giovanna Aguirre popped up on my radar a few weeks ago, and she’s really hard to miss with that Ronald McDonald hair of hers. Someone needs to give her some serious tips when it comes to hairstyle and color, lemme tell ya. Maybe a Good Samaritan will read this post and decide to give her a few coupons to the nearest salon in town, or just send her a pair of shears to shave her head and start from scratch. But other than her horribly colored head of hair, let’s see what else she has to offer to my gossip blog.
A few of my loyal minions have notified me that she is a waitress at Lamont’s Diner and a bartender at Reddick’s Bar. Nothing that is all that interesting, so you guys better step up your game and dig a little deeper to pull up some dirt on this girl. Everyone has some type of deep dark secret and I want to know what hers is. But one piece of news that does prove to be somewhat worthy is that she was seen at the pier interacting with one of the many Costello kids, and the only one who doesn’t have all of his screws loose in his head, Grayson.
However, with all of his screws intact, he is one of the most boring of the lot. To bad there isn’t a little crazy to go with that handsome mug of his, but maybe insanity isn’t Giovanna’s cup of tea. That is, if there’s any chemistry going on between these two, which I highly doubt since Grayson always seems to have a stick shoved up his ass. But I’m still going to keep my eye on these two, and especially on the new girl. First whiff of drama that I get circulating around her and I’m going to slap it up here for all of the world to see.
So don’t disappoint me, Miss Aguirre. I don’t want you turning into a big yawn, like the guy you’ve decided to mingle with at the pier.
Any interesting news on Geoff Clauson and Dailey Phan lately? Maybe just a smidge. I think he’s starting to get a little more loco because sources told me that they spotted him getting into a physical fight with one of his fellow officers from the police station. There was some cookout going on for the cops down at Rose Park, and why Geoff was there I don’t know because he’s not even the owner of a badge anymore. But he was present and things seemed to be going pretty good until some guy approached him, said a few words, and then Geoff’s fist went flying towards the man’s face. Some people are saying that the guy made some sort of a jab at Geoff to piss him off and that’s why Geoff went flying off the handle, while others are saying that the guy didn’t do anything to piss Geoff off and he just suddenly decided to blow up. But my guess is that it’s the latter, since I recently got word that Geoff walked into a bar a couple nights ago, approached some random guy, and just started a brawl with him for no reason at all.
I don’t know what Dailey ever saw in this guy. He’s always been weird, and now he’s turning into a complete loon. I think that’s why Dailey decided to call it Splitsville on the relationship after all of that crazy news came out on Geoff being a cop and possibly the Doll Collector. But it must not have scared her off to much ‘cause I recently saw that they became friends again on Facebook? If she’s thinking about hooking back up with this guy again, she better watch the fuck out. He might just decide to pummel the tar out of her, and even worse.
So I say that it’s a good thing that baby of hers (if she was even pregnant to begin with) went bye bye, because who knows what would become of it with Geoff around. Probably turn into chopped liver.
How does Bitch Brant Sinclair-Rossi plan on celebrating her birthday this year??? IN WITNESS-PROTECTION!! You had to have heard the latest breaking news in this Gotta-Wonder-Just-How-Real-It-Is-Doll Collector Murder Mystery Case. Our Bitch Brant got picked up from her place of work and brought down to Belmont’s PD to ‘answer a few questions’. Whatever these questions were seemed to lead Brant into making this full out ‘confession’ which quickly had her being labeled as one of the ONLY living eye-witnesses of the Doll Collector. Hmmm. Attention Whore much???
Belmont’s PD appears to be in a frenzy over this particular news being spread out to the public. See, they say that it was supposed to remain hush hush because, you know, heaven forbid the serial killer catches wind and chooses our Not-So-Bitchy-Anymore-Brant as his next prime target, because he does not want his identity exposed. But see, I wonder, exactly how worried can the police be to have ever let news like this get out in the first place? I can rest easy because I have not reported anything that all the other local newspapers or media haven’t put out there already. Im just keeping this, more than likely, false rumor rolling along, because I think it’s cute that Branty dear would reduce herself this low just to get a little attention and make sure we don’t forget about her now that shes having to snob up and show herself on a more sophisticated, groomed level because her biological mother is city council member Isabella Rossi.