Well, well, well. It looks like we have another Phan in town. Kirana is the cousin of Dailey Phan, who has had more juicy drama happen to her in the last few months that I could barely contain my excitement. But I’m going to save my bashing on Dailey for a separate post and just focus myself on her cousin for a bit.

From a little research, I have come to discover that Kirana Phan is the daughter of the Ambassador of Cambodia. Pretty interesting stuff. We all know that with a father like that, she has definitely come from the wealthy side of the tracks, which brings me some very deep concern. I mean, if she has a rich ass father, why in the hell would she want to move herself to the small shit town of Belmont to live with her cousin? Doesn’t make much sense to me. People with money only make a downgrade like that when they have something to hide. So I think our little Kirana has a few secrets that she is trying her hardest to keep tucked under the rug, which won’t stay in hiding for very long in my town.

I’ve been keeping my eye on Kirana since she set foot into my lair, and I noticed that one day she came walking out of Ryan Sullivan’s office. If you don’t know who Ryan Sullivan is, then let me cure your lack of knowledge. He is the town psychiatrist. The guy who talks to all of the quacks in town and then gives them drugs so they won’t go out and kill anyone.

Yeah, so maybe Belmont has attracted another nutcase. And if we’re lucky, since she’s living with Dailey, maybe we’ll even end up getting a sex tape out of her as well.