So anytime a new person comes waltzing into my territory, I never fail to take notice, especially in a small town like this. A Miss Giovanna Aguirre popped up on my radar a few weeks ago, and she’s really hard to miss with that Ronald McDonald hair of hers. Someone needs to give her some serious tips when it comes to hairstyle and color, lemme tell ya. Maybe a Good Samaritan will read this post and decide to give her a few coupons to the nearest salon in town, or just send her a pair of shears to shave her head and start from scratch. But other than her horribly colored head of hair, let’s see what else she has to offer to my gossip blog.
A few of my loyal minions have notified me that she is a waitress at Lamont’s Diner and a bartender at Reddick’s Bar. Nothing that is all that interesting, so you guys better step up your game and dig a little deeper to pull up some dirt on this girl. Everyone has some type of deep dark secret and I want to know what hers is. But one piece of news that does prove to be somewhat worthy is that she was seen at the pier interacting with one of the many Costello kids, and the only one who doesn’t have all of his screws loose in his head, Grayson.
However, with all of his screws intact, he is one of the most boring of the lot. To bad there isn’t a little crazy to go with that handsome mug of his, but maybe insanity isn’t Giovanna’s cup of tea. That is, if there’s any chemistry going on between these two, which I highly doubt since Grayson always seems to have a stick shoved up his ass. But I’m still going to keep my eye on these two, and especially on the new girl. First whiff of drama that I get circulating around her and I’m going to slap it up here for all of the world to see.
So don’t disappoint me, Miss Aguirre. I don’t want you turning into a big yawn, like the guy you’ve decided to mingle with at the pier.